Friday, May 9, 2008

Runners Are Strange, Part 1

This will be an ongoing series of the blog. From time to time I will list and/or elaborate on all the strange things us runners do. Feel free to add to the list. Enjoy!

Runner's Are Strange, Part 1
-spitting is an art form
-same goes for farmer blows
-frozen veggies are not for eating
-golf courses are not for golf
-splits have nothing to do with stretching
-nipple tape is perfectly normal
-we could make a quilt (or ten) out of old race t-shirts, especially the cotton ones
-we know the distance in miles and kilometers from our house to just about anywhere (within running distance)
-Gu, PowerBar, and Gatorade should each have their own place on the Food Guide Pyramid with pasta and beer filling up the rest
-we have every race bib we've ever worn tucked away in a box or scrapbook and every safety pin strewn about the house

That's all for today. Press on!

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