Monday, August 25, 2008

my weekend in a nutshell

Confused Patient: Help me! Help me!

Nurse: What can I help you with sweetie?

Confused Patient: Help, I'm sick and I've gotta get to the hospital!

Nurse: You are in the hospital dear.

Confused Patient: Oh no! I gotta get outta here!

Nurse: You need to stay here until you get better.

Confused Patient: Well then get me some beer!

Nurse: I'm sorry I can't do that.

Confused Patient: Well damn it all!


Press on.

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